Funny Whatsapp Status

BEST FUNNY | HUMOUROUS WHATSAPP STATUS | JOKES COLLECTION

• If I can look beautiful in my adhaar card,I bet I am handsome
• My study schedule : Study-10 min Rest- 1 Hr
• Reason why i change my status every day is my GF wants me to do that.
• To save water , I drink Vodka
• Marriage is subject to market risk.
• Mahh phone,mahh status.LOL.
• Drink till you become the greatest philosopher of your own world!
• Its always fun to look back 5 years old photo of ourselves.
• I didn’t fall,It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.
• Which exercise machine do i need to impress girl? Trainer said ATM.
• My humor is beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny.
• If brain is powerful why don’t everyone use it.
• Most of the fruits I know now are just because of the shampoo i use.
• I shampoo can be rich looking why can’t we.
• With great girlfriend comes great expenses. 
• Engineers and pressure cooker are similar- Both can handle pressure very well.
• Please be patient because toilet can handle only 1 a$$ hole at a time.
• If silence is golden,animals are gold mines.
• Your serious talks also makes me laugh. 
• Haste Raho-Hasate Raho-Khush Raho.
• Behind every great man, there is expensive woman.
• Can’t you be little loud,I can’t feel your energy.
• I think I over-estimated the muscles of your brain.
• I have had a great day,but that ain’t today
• A man is as young as woman he falls for.
• Why God?Why don’t beautiful girls don’t have brain!
• His I.Q. is so low you don’t need 2 hands to count it.
• Problem is the only thing which need not be sought after.
• They  thought I wanted a Job, but I just wanted a pay checks..
• Women can debate on any topic, EXCEPT GK
• Can I click your photo, I love capturing natural disasters.
• Many times a man makes mistake of marrying whole girl when he loves her dimples.
• You can never convince a women who gives you s3-x.
• I asked God for a money, he didn’t give. So I stole money and asked for forgiveness.
• Dear auto-correct, Please stop changing my harsh words into nice 1’s.
• You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.
• Staying in contact with your Ex is just like making an regular phone call to your teacher.
• Its always that the junior and senior batches have nice girls. 
• Can explain it to you but I’m afraid your skull might blast.
• I’m the boss and so is my wife.LOL.
• I have enough money to survive whole life, unless the keys of locker are with my wife.
• If people are talking behind your back, just FART
• I am experiencing life @ of 30 WTF’s every day
• The swimming pool is a best and  safe place to fart.
• Good girls are actually bad girls who never get caught.
• Sarcasm is one of the service offer.
• Psychiatrist told me that I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion, you’re ugly too he said.
• If you’re talking behind my back, just kiss my a$$!
• Whenever I think of quitting smoking, I need a cigar to think.

      Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi – 

•  Bhai wifi milega kya toilet me? 
• Kya chal raha he- bhai aaj kal to fog chal raha he.
• Khudi ko kar buland etna ki khuda bhi tuzse puche bhai kehna kya chahte ho.
• कौन कहता है की सिर्फ ‪चोट‬ ही ‪दर्द‬ देता है असली दर्द मुझे तब होता है जब तू ‪ online‬ आके भी ‪reply‬ नहीं देती
• दाज़ कुछ अलग ही हे मेरे सोचने का, सब को मंज़िल का शौख हे, मुझे रास्ते का ..।
• पसंद है मुझे.. उन लोगों से हारना… जो लोग मेरे हारने की वजह से पहली बार जीते हों..
• ‘हुनर’ सड़कों पर तमाशा करता है और ‘किस्मत’ महलों में राज करती है!!